| There was Adam, happy as a man could be
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| Till Eve got him messin' with that old apple tree
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| Ain’t that just like a woman?
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| Ain’t that just like a woman?
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| Ain’t that just like a woman?
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| They’ll do it every time
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| Lot took his wife down to the corner for a malted
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| She wouldn’t mind her business, boy, did she get salted
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| Ain’t that just like a woman?
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| Ain’t that just like a woman?
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| Ain’t that just like a woman?
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| They’ll do it every time
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| Samson thought Delilah was on the square
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| Till one night she clipped him all his hair
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| Ain’t that just like a woman?
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| Ain’t that just like a woman?
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| Ain’t that just like a woman?
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| They’ll do it every time
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| From our history books we all learned
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| Nero fiddled while Rome was burned
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| Ain’t that just like a woman?
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| Ain’t that just like a woman?
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| Ain’t that just like a woman?
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| They’ll do it every time
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| Marie Antoinette met some hungry cats at the gate
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| They was crying for bread, she said, «Let them eat cake»
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| Ain’t that just like a woman?
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| Ain’t that just like a woman?
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| Ain’t that just like a woman?
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| They’ll do it every time
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| You can buy a woman clothes
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| And give her money on the side
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| No matter what you do
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| She ain’t never satisfied
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| Ain’t that just like a woman?
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| Ain’t that just like a woman?
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| Ain’t that just like a woman?
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| They’ll do it every time |