| Back when I can barely remember
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| I was tuning in every night
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| Your mother wouldn’t like it was happening
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| Mixing up a soup so right, it was alright
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| Next day there was I believing
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| That I could ride the airwaves too
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| Heaven knows what I was thinking
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| Didn’t matter what I tried to do
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| So tell me what i wanna know
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| What did I do to make it so?
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| 'Cause I know you never gonna
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| Play this on the radio
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| Record company got me a plugger
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| A charming man in every way
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| So I paid him lots of money to tell me
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| It’s been a tough week, what can I say
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| Were you killed by video?
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| 'Cause I can’t get you on the phone
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| So I know you’re never gonna get this on the radio
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| People come to watch the show
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| 'Cause my aim is straight and true
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| Twenty years I’ve made a living at this
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| No thanks to you and the TV too! |
| Fuck You…
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| I know I never went to art school
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| I was never in the NME
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| I got no chance of sleeping with Kate Moss
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| What the hell is wrong with me?
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| Who did I forget to blow?
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| Should I go on a reality show?
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| Maybe then you’d vote for me
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| 'Cause I can’t get on the BBC
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| The playlist was my Grail of gold
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| I tried and failed to sell my soul
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| So I know you’re never gonna hear this
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| Playing on the radio
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| Ain’t gonna hear it
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| Playing on the radio |