| A pirate walks into the bar
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| The bartender asks
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| What’s with the steering wheel in your pants?
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| The pirate says
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| Arr!
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| «It's driving me nuts!»
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| Now I’ve been riding
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| Across the seven seas
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| Looking for a girl
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| From another fantasy
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| I keep a big ship
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| They call me Captain King
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| I got the I patch
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| Tri hat
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| Rollin' like a pirate
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| Shiver my timbers
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| Fuck you till you’re limber
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| Freaky deaky
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| Till you get leaky
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| Like Run DMC
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| It’s tricky
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| So animated might as well
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| Call me Mickey
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| Pedal to the medal
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| Red eyes like a devil
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| Raise the white flag
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| Can’t reach my level
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| Like Arr! |
| Arr!
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| Flow sick like sars!
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| XXX till I hit your mark
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| Ahoy!
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| Ahoy!
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| I put that happy to the joy
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| Fuck with me
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| And I’ll play you like a GameBoy
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| Ninja
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| Skin ya
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| Throw you in a blender
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| Chop, chop, chop
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| I’m a motherfucking pirate!
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| Yo, ho, ho
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| And a bottle rum we go
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| It’s my duty
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| To please that booty
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| Yo, ho, ho
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| And a bottle rum we go
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| It’s my duty
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| To please that booty
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| Yo, ho, ho (Yo, ho)
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| And a bottle rum we go
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| It’s my duty (Yo, ho)
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| To please that booty
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| Yo, ho, ho (Yo, ho)
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| It’s a pirates life for me
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| It’s a pirates life for me
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| Yo hoe!
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| Sorry bitch
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| I wasn’t callin your name
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| We be
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| Burnin' so hot
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| You can’t even capture the flame
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| Street rat, hood rat?
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| Freak with tats, spoiled brat?
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| No, wait
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| Guess again
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| I’m a motherfuckin pirate!
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| I’m over you like I just got dunked
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| Battle ship you just got sunk
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| Boy you think
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| You can handle this?
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| Is your port hole
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| Big enough for my ship?
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| It’s not the motion
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| Of the ocean
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| And size
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| Of the thing
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| Cause we ain’t
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| Getting no where
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| With these fuckin water wings
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| I used to be ballin
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| Now I’m just straight dunkin
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| Gold stars for my rhymes
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| I got all the boys suckin
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| Jealous bitches start hatin
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| Cause it’s not them we fuckin
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| With that game you gonna play
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| Is the game that I’m runnin
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| Yo, ho, ho
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| And a bottle rum we go
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| It’s my duty
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| To please that booty
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| Yo, ho, ho
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| And a bottle rum we go
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| It’s my duty
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| To please that booty
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| Yo, ho, ho (Yo, ho)
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| And a bottle rum we go
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| It’s my duty (Yo, ho)
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| To please that booty
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| Yo, ho, ho (Yo, ho)
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| It’s a pirates life for me
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| It’s a pirates life for me
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| Now and then
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| We had a hope
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| That if we lived
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| And were good
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| God would permit us
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| And let us be pirates
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| Yo, ho, ho
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| It’s a pirates life for me
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| Yo, ho, ho
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| It’s a pirates life for me
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| Fire!
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| Yo, ho, ho
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| And a bottle rum we go
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| It’s my duty
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| To please that booty
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| Yo, ho, ho
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| And a bottle rum we go
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| It’s my duty
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| To please that booty
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| Yo, ho, ho (Yo, ho)
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| And a bottle rum we go
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| It’s my duty (Yo, ho)
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| To please that booty
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| Yo, ho, ho (Yo, ho)
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| It’s a pirates life for me
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| It’s a pirates life for me
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| Yo, ho, ho
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| It’s a pirates life for me
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| Yo, ho, ho
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| It’s a pirates life for me
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| I’m a pirate nigga! |