| The dipsy doodle is the thing to beware
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| The dipsy doodle will get in your hair
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| And if it gets you, it couldn’t be worse
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| The things you say will come out in reverse
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| Like «You love I and me love you!»
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| That’s the way the dipsy doodle works.
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| You can’t eat, you can’t sleep. |
| You go crazy.
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| You’re just a victim of the dipsy doodle
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| And it’s not your mind that’s hazy
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| It’s your heart that’s at fault — not your noodle.
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| You better listen and try to be good
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| And try to do all the things that you should
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| The dipsy doodle will get you some day
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| And when it gets you the things you will say
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| Like the moon jumped over the cow — hey diddle! |