| Well you should see Polythene Pam
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| She’s so good looking
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| But she looks like a man
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| Well, you should see her in drag
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| dressed in a polythene bag
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| Yes you should see Polythene Pam
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| Yeh, yeh, yeh
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| Get a dose of her in jackboot and kilt
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| She’s killer diller when
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| she’s dressed to the hilt
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| She’s the kind of a girl
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| that makes the news of the world
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| Yes you could say she was attractively built
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah
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| o look out
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| she came in trought the bathroom window
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| Protected by a silver spoon
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| But now she sucks her thumb and wanders
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| By the banks of her own lagoon
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| Didn’t anybody tell her?
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| Didn’t anybody see?
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| Sunday’s on the phone to Monday
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| Tuesday’s on the phone to me
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| She said she’d always been a dancer
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| She worked at 15 clubs a day
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| And though she thought I knew the answer
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| Well I knew what I could not say
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| And so I quit the police department
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| And got myself a steady job
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| And though she tried her best to help me
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| She could steal but she could not rob
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| Didn’t anybody tell her?
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| Didn’t anybody see?
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| Sunday’s on the phone to Monday
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| Tuesday’s on the phone to me
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| Oh yeah |