| Salesman talking to me tried to run me up a creek
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| Says you can buy it, go on try it, you can pay me next week
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| Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
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| Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
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| Oh-ho-ho
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| Blonde haired, good lookin' tryin' to get me hooked
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| Wants me to marry, settle down and get a home and and write a book
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| Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
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| Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
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| Oh-ho-ho
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| Pay phone, somethin' wrong, dial gone,
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| Well me ought to sue the operator for tellin' me a tale
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| Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
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| Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
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| Oh-ho-ho
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| Oh-ho-ho … Oh-ho-ho … Oh-ho-ho … Oh-ho-ho
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| Been to Vietnam, been a fightin' in the war
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| Army bar, army chow, army clothes, army car
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| Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
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| Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
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| Oh-ho-ho
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| Workin' in the fillin' station, too many tasks
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| Wipe the windo', check the tires, check the oil, dollar gas
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| Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
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| Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
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| Oh-ho-ho
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| Blonde haired, good lookin' tryin' to get me hooked
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| Wants me to marry, get a home, settle down and and write a book
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| Uh-uh, too much monkey business, too much monkey business
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| Too much monkey business for me to be involved in
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| Oh-ho-ho
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| Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho, too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho
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| Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho
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| Too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho too much monkey business, Oh-ho-ho |