| Paperback writer
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| Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
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| It took me years to write, will you take a look?
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| Based on a novel by a man named Lear
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| And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer,
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| Paperback writer.
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| It's the dirty story of a dirty man
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| And his clinging wife doesn't understand.
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| His son is working for the Daily Mail,
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| It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer,
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| Paperback writer.
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| Paperback writer
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| It's a thousand pages, give or take a few,
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| I'll be writing more in a week or two.
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| I can make it longer if you like the style,
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| I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer,
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| Paperback writer.
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| If you really like it you can have the rights,
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| It could make a million for you overnight.
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| If you must return it, you can send it here
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| But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer,
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| Paperback writer.
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| Paperback writer
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| Paperback writer - paperback writer |