| Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota,
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| There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon(na)
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| And one day his woman ran off with another guy
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| Hit young Rocky in the eye
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| Rocky didn't like that he said I'm gonna get that boy
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| so one day he walked into town
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| Booked himself a room in the local saloon
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| Rock Raccoon checked into his room
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| Only to find Gideon's bible
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| Rocky had come equipped with the gun
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| to shoot off the legs of his rival
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| His rival it seems had broken his dreams
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| By stealing the girls of his fancy
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| Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil
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| But everyone knew her as Nancy
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| Now she and her man who called himself Dan
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| Were in the next room at the hoe-down
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| Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
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| He said Danny boy this is a show down
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| Daniel was hot he drew first and shot
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| And Rocky collapsed in the corner
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| Da, da, da, da, da
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| Now the doctor came in stinking of gin
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| And proceeded to lie on the table
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| He said Rocky you met your match
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| And Rocky said, Doc it's only a scratch
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| And I'll be better
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| I'll be better doc as soon as I am able
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| And now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room
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| only to find Gideon's bible
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| Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
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| To help with good Rocky's revival
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| Ah, oh yeah, yeah
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| Da, da, da, da |