| Since I went on the wagon, I’m certain drink is a major crime
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| For when you lay off the liquor, you feel so much slicker
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| Well that is, most of the time
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| But there are moments, sooner or later
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| When it’s tough, I got to say, love to say, Waiter
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| Make it another old-fashioned, please
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| Make it another, double, old-fashioned, please
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| Make it for one who’s due to join the disillusion crew
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| Make it for one of love’s new refugees
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| Once high in my castle, I ran to you
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| And oh what a castle, built on a heavenly dream
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| Then quick as a lightning flash, that castle began to crash
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| So, make it another old-fashioned, please
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| Leave out the cherry,
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| Leave out the orange,
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| Leave out the bitters
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| Just make it straight, right |