| I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have 'em hanging out on the line
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| I can starch &iron 2 dozens shirts 'fore you can count from 1 to 9
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| I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippings can
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| Throw it in the skillet, go out &do my shopping, be back before it melts in the
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| pan
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| 'Cause I’m a woman! |
| W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it again
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| I can rub &scrub this old house til it’s shining like a dime
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| Feed the baby, grease the car, &powder my face at the same time
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| Get all dressed up, go out and swing til 4 a.m. and then
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| Lay down at 5, jump up at 6, and start all over again
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| 'Cause I’m a woman! |
| W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it again
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| If you come to me sickly you know I’m gonna make you well
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| If you come to me all hexed up you know I’m gonna break the spell
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| If you come to me hungry you know I’m gonna fill you full of grits
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| If it’s loving you’re liking, I’ll kiss you and give you the shivering fits
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| 'Cause I’m a woman! |
| W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it again
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| I can stretch! |
| a green black dollar bill from here to kingdom come!
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| I can play the numbers pay the bills and still end up with some!
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| I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there ain’t nothing I can’t do
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| I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you
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| 'Cause I’m a woman! |
| W-O-M-A-N, I’ll say it again
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| 'Cause I’m a woman! |
| W-O-M-A-N, and that’s all. |