Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Fat Girl, artist - Eazy-E. Album song Starring...Eazy E, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 31.12.2006
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Priority
Song language: English
Fat Girl |
And already got a fat girl on my jock |
Now my story’s kinda simple, so please change the tempo |
As I tell you a tale bout this big fat pimple |
I was chillin' on the ave, drinkin' some brew |
Saw a fatty comin' my way, so what was I to do? |
I busted a U, went tha other way again |
But forgot that tha avenue was a dead end |
I turned around, here she came, stride for stride |
Funky fat like that, bout two thirty-five |
Stampede was rushin, I double looked |
And she had more chins than a chinese phonebook |
Five four three ugly as can be, she said |
Hello Eazy E! |
Do you remember me? |
(I said no) |
Huhu yes you do suga |
My name is Bertha but you can call me booga |
Remember the time when you were drunk at a party |
We was slow dancin, give ya all this body |
When she said that she loved it, I was in shock |
Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock |
She gave me tha grin, I showed tha frown |
And with a bear hug picked me off tha ground |
Squeezin' me tight, attempted to bug me |
Grabbed me by tha rear, said |
I was hell, victim of a scandal |
Coz this girl’s too much for E to handle |
Broke tha beast grip, started to run |
Back to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gun |
She’s grubbin', thighs rubbin' in a hot pursuit |
I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot |
She kept on comin' because of addiction |
Legs on fire because of friction |
My gun broke |
I was doomed |
Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoon |
As I swung, tha fat girl fell |
Lyin' on tha ave just like a beached whale |
That’s tha story, it’s quite ill |
And all fat girls y’all besta chill |
All overweight freaks stay off my block |
Cause it’s ill to have a fat girl on your jock |