| Look here see, Pretty Mike shanked Two-Face Al over some gal
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| Found the body dead in the isles
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| Death by strangulation, microphone cord, a dirty broad
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| Guess they’ll never play it again Sam
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| Damn that was my jam, now she’s on the lam
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| She made it out with 200 grand, what a scam
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| While these two compete on who’s the star of the show
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| Golden legs there makes off with the dough
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| I read the paper there with Joe the Butcher
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| «He said one glance is all it took ya, she’s a real looker
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| They say her old mans a bootlegger
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| Transporting in any weather and at this rate we’ll never get her»
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| Fellas, think it’s time to call it a night
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| All this talk of this mystery dame’s getting me tight
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| Thought I saw her in my eyesight, right
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| Hate to spoil the party, «What are you guys havin', the same?
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| Waiter another round for the gang.»
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| It’s strange how I always felt outta place
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| Joe the Butcher’s my ace, but in comes Freckle Face
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| So I said «See you later.»
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| 'Fore I hurt him and his two ugly thumb breakers
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| He met them in Louisiana wrestling gators
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| An idiot can tell they’re involved with the caper
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| So I pulled the revolver on my waist up
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| Between the patrol car and the gray truck
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| Behind the street lamp was a silhouette
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| White gloves and a real long cigarette
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| What do you know all this time she’s got me in her scope
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| She spoke, says, «The devil got you guys by the throat
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| Your conspiracy theories won’t work without evidence
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| That’s the reason why Eric B. is not president.»
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| Well what do ya say
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| Ya see?
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| Ya see?
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| Ya see?
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| Look here see, I know you got soul you’re trying to hide it
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| How did you kill a man out in Cypress
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| One Eyed Charlie, he only hangs with the criminal minded
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| Says you guys did it doggy style is he lyin'
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| She says, «Walk this way, I’ll tell you a children’s story.»
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| We hit the bodega got her a few 40's
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| We jumped in my ride we drove and she cried
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| Twisted off the cap there and opened her mouth wide
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| Swallowed it, whole bottle’s half empty
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| Drinks like a fish, now she’s past tipsy
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| The truth came out as we got to her suave house
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| Chopped and screwed her mouth and sat me on the couch
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| I said, «It's gettin late, come on, give it to me straight
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| Who’s ya sponsor lady?» |
| She says, «Bill Gates.»
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| What are ya born '77 or '78?
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| She says, «Nah it goes way to an earlier date
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| Slave times,» claims the slaves said rhymes
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| But she fell in love with some fella named Clive
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| Who? |
| «Clive Campbell from Sedgwick Ave
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| The Bronx.», now she shows me the cash
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| I said who’s Clive, don’t play with me skirt
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| She said Clive Campbell, he’s Kool Herc
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| Ah-ha!
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| Ah-ha!
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| Listen up sweetheart now we gettin somewhere
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| As she’s talking, she starts vanishing in thin air
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| But before she dropped the money bag on the floor and died
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| She said if you really love me I’ll come back alive |