| I’m just a lonesome traveler, The Great Historical Bum.
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| Highly educated from history I have come.
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| I built the Rock of Ages, 'twas in the Year of One
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| And that was about the biggest thing that man had ever done.
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| I worked in the Garden of Eden, that was the year of two,
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| Joined the apple pickers union, I always paid my due;
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| I’m the man that signed the contract to raise the rising sun,
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| And that was about the biggest thing that man had ever done.
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| I was straw boss on the Pyramids, the Tower of Babel, too;
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| I opened up the ocean let the migrant children through,
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| I fought a million battles and I never lost a one,
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| And that was about the biggest thing that man had ever done.
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| I beat the daring Roman, I beat the daring Turk,
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| Defeated Nero’s army with thirty minutes work,
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| I fought the greatest leaders and I licked them everyone
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| And that was about the biggest thing that man had ever done.
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| I stopped old Caesar’s Romans, and I stopped the Kubla Khan;
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| I took but half an hour’s work to beat the Pharaoh’s bands;
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| I knocked old Kaiser Bill flat, then I dumped the bloody Huns,
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| And that’s about the biggest thing that man has ever done.
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| I was in the Revolution when we set the country free;
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| Me and a couple of Indians that dumped the Boston tea;
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| We won the battle at Valley Forge, the battle of Bully Run;
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| And that was about the biggest thing that man has ever done.
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| Next, we won the slavery war, some other folks and me,
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| And every slave from sea to sea was all turned loose by me.
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| I divorced old Madam slavery, and I wed this freedom dame.
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| And that’s about the biggest thing that man has ever done.
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| And then I took to farming on the great midwestern plain,
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| The dust it blowed a hundred years, but never come a rain'
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| Well, me and a million other fellas left there on the run
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| And that was about the biggest thing that man has ever done.
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| I clumb the rocky canyon where the Columbia River rolls,
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| Seen the salmon leaping the rapids and the falls
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| The big Grand Coulee Dam in the state of Washington
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| Is just about the biggest thing that man has ever done.
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| There’s a building in New York that you call the Empire State
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| I rode the rods to 'Frisco to walk the Golden Gate
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| I’ve seen every foot of film that Hollywood has run
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| But Coulee is the biggest thing that man has ever done.
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| Three times the size of Boulder or the highest pyramid
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| Makes the Tower of Babel a plaything for a kid
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| From the rising of the river to the setting of the sun
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| The Coulee is the biggest thing that man has ever done.
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| There was a man across the ocean, I guess you knew him well,
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| His name was Adolf Hitler, goddam his soul to hell;
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| We kicked him in the panzers and put him on the run,
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| And that was about the biggest thing that man has ever done.
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| I’m living with my freedom wife in this big land we built;
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| It takes all forty eight States for me to spread my quilt.
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| Our kids are several millions now; |
| they run from sun to sun.
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| And that’s about the biggest thing that man has ever done.
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| I built mines and mills and factories to run for Uncle Sam;
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| I turned th' ploughs and wheels to feed my soldiers in your lands;
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| This Nazi job’s a tough 'un, it’ll take us everyone,
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| 'Cause this is about the biggest thing that man has ever done.
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| There’s warehouse guys and teamsters and guys that skin the cats
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| Guys that run my steel mill, my furnace and my blast
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| We’ll stop the Axis rattlesnakes and thieves of old Nippon
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| And that will be the biggest thing that man has ever done.
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| I’d better quit my talking, 'cause I told you all I know,
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| But please remember, pardner, wherever you may go,
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| The people are building a peaceful world, and when the job is done
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| That’ll be the biggest thing that man has ever done.
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| I better quit my talking now; |
| I told you all I know,
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| But please remember, pardner, wherever you may go,
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| I’m older than your old folks, and I’m younger than the young,
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| And I’m about the biggest thing that man has ever done. |