Lyrics It Can't Be True - 13 Original Broadway Cast, Caitlin Gann, Elizabeth Gillies

It Can't Be True

Everything Charlotte says is a lie
It’s a lie, it’s a lie, it’s a lie
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her!
'Cause she says she saw Kendra and Evan at the mall
Standing face to face…
Laughing and talking and holding hands
And slurping all the way to
First base!
But everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her!
Kendra and Evan?
Yup
But what about Brett?
Ugh!
I know, she’s so full of it
But really, really, really, don’t say anything!
Of course not!
I won’t say a word
Y’ello?
Cassie?
Charlotte!
Yo
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
It’s a lie, it’s a lie, it’s a lie
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her!
'Cause I just heard that
She said she saw
Kendra and Evan
On their bikes
Having a little race
But everything Charlotte says is a lie!
You better not believe her!
Everything Molly says is a lie
It’s a lie, it’s a lie, it’s a lie
Everything Molly says is a lie
You better not believe her!
She said she saw
Kendra and Evan
Molly saw Kendra in the park
Lettin' Evan get to second base!
You better not believe her!
Holy Mack-a-roly, oh, it can’t be true!
No, you can’t repeat a single word I’m tellin' you!
And oh, can you imagine what Brett would do
If he heard that kind of a rumor?
Everything Cassie says is a lie…
Everything Molly says is a lie…
Everything Charlotte says is…
It’s a lie, it’s a lie, it’s a lie!
Making up stories, I don’t know why
You better not believe her!
So don’t say nothin'!
But she just told me
She said she saw
Kendra and Evan at the game
Then they vanished without a trace
Then she saw Kendra under the bleachers
Lettin' Evan get to…
Third base!
Holy mack-a-roly, oh, it can’t be true!
There’s an awful lot of trouble they could get in to!
And oh!
Can you imagine what Brett would do
If he heard that kind of a rumor?
Everything Kendra says is a lie!
It’s a lie!
It’s a lie!
It’s a lie!
Doin' the tongue with some other guy!
You better believe it!
'Cause He said
She saw She said
She saw He said
He saw
Kendra and Evan at the mall
Kendra and Evan at the park
Kendra and Evan at the lake
Kendra and Evan at the movies
Kendra and Evan at the zoo
And I just saw them
Right now!