| Badlees, The
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| Miscellaneous
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| The Best Damn Things In Life Are Free
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| (alexander)
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| Well i met her in college
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| Hanging out at sigma chi
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| Singing stoned and drunken versions
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| Of american pie
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| We picked up and married
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| Soon as she got out of school
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| I’d soon hit the big time
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| Seemed like the thing to do
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| I must have overlooked something
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| ¡®cause i’m over my head
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| But the best damn things in life are free
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| And as long as i got your company
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| That’s what she said
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| I’m not one for worrying
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| ¡®bout dreams left unfulfilled
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| But it’s a long way to the ¡°garden¡±
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| From the canton bar and grill
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| And the wife’s got a lifestyle
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| That she’s looking to maintain
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| That these musicians wages
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| Can’t hope to sustain
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| I’m running out of options
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| I’m running out of time
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| Just tell me how to make it pay
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| If it takes me 27 hours a day
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| I won’t mind
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| It’s a matter of opinion
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| Between right and wrong
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| In you circles of distinction
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| I can’t last that long
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| I know i’m not worth much
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| To you financially
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| But the best damn things in life are free
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| Some read the wall street journal
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| Some play the lottery
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| Some invest in foreign lands
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| That they have never seen
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| Others roll the dice or spin the wheel
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| Or play their hand
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| Me, i learned to play guitar
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| And joined a long haired band |