| When I got the phone call, I was rollin' on the interstate | 
| «Dre, have you ate yet? | 
| How’s about a dinner date?» | 
| «Hmm, I don’t know, let me check my schedgy | 
| I’m free at 8:30, pick me up when you’re readgy» | 
| Hopped out the Chevy, so I could freshen up | 
| Rolled a sack in the back and put my weapon up | 
| Poured a glass of 7-Up and ate a quick snack | 
| Salami and swiss piled on a Ritz crack | 
| Called the punk bitch back, «What's up, Alice?» | 
| She got the maddest, said «My name’s not Alice» | 
| «Alright, Alice pick me up from my palace | 
| I stay in West Linn, I know you know where that is» | 
| «That's where my dad lives; | 
| be there in a jiffy» | 
| Threw on some 150s and my red Ken Griffey | 
| T-shirt crispy, I’m dipped as usual | 
| Shave with the Andis electric reusable | 
| Threw in my removable iced out grill | 
| So when I spit my spill it’s chilly chill | 
| I’m really ill, really feel, really mackish | 
| I’m waitin' on the bitch and I’m puffin' on some cat piss | 
| Damn, where you at, bitch? | 
| I started thinkin' | 
| Baby pulled up in an Aviator Lincoln | 
| Grabbed me thump thang ‘cause they won’t catch me leakin' | 
| ‘Cause punks hang and try to bang every weekend | 
| I started speakin', «This a hell of a car» | 
| I said, «Where we eating?» | 
| She said, «The Elephant Bar» | 
| I said «The hell if we are; | 
| I’d rather Benihana’s» | 
| She said «What's that for?» | 
| I said «For any drama» | 
| Now look little mama, it’s a quarter to ten | 
| Can’t be out all night, I gotta stop when the song end | 
| Now at the restaurant, I’m feelin' like the man | 
| Spoke Japan «give me moo goo gai pan» | 
| Ate, drank, got full and burped | 
| I said «Alright, you beezy, it’s time to curt» | 
| Dipped to her spot that was tucked in the cut | 
| Put dick to the cot then I busted a nut | 
| Then I busted a nut one mo gin | 
| Then I busted a nut on the hoe chin | 
| Now here we go again, another fiasco | 
| I’m digging her out while I’m playin' with her asshole | 
| Fuck being bashful, baby, I’m a bash pro | 
| She said «Dre, I’ll give you anything you ask for» | 
| You got class, hoe… now look | 
| Pay close attention, I’m finna sing the hook | 
| Before I give you some mo' | 
| (Before I give you some mo') | 
| There’s something that you must know | 
| (There's something you must know) | 
| I’m a pimp and I got hoes | 
| (I'm a pimp and I got hoes) | 
| Can’t fuck for free no mo' | 
| (No mo', can’t fuck for free no mo') |