Lyrics Leafblower Blues - 11 Acorn Lane

Leafblower Blues

Walking down the highway
What am I gonna do?
People passing by me
I’m still looking for you
I think I lost my suitcase
Don’t have a thing to wear
I’m gonna hit the drugstore
I see you standing there
She said, «Jump, jump, jump on my ride
Jump, jump, jump on my ride»
Driving to the dealer
My credit score is low
I can’t afford the extras
It’s time for me to go
Don’t re-new my license
Too many points
The DMV is closed now
Let’s blow this joint
She said, «Jump, jump, jump on my ride
Jump, jump, jump on my ride»
It’s time for me to go
It’s time for me to go
Hit the garden center
Gotta mulch some leaves
Gonna buy a leaf blower
To save my aching knees
We’re sitting in the driveway
The grass is too long
She goes and mounts the mower
Singing her song
She said, «Jump, jump, jump on my ride, yeah
Jump, jump, jump on my ride
Jump, jump, jump on my ride, yeah
Jump, jump, jump on my ride»