
Date of issue: 30.06.2021
Song language: English
New Dirty Dozen |
Come all you folks and start to walk, I’m fixing to start my dozen talk |
What you’re thinking about ain’t on my mind, that stuff you got is the sorriest |
kind |
Now you’re a sorry mistreater, robber and a cheater |
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin |
Your mama do the lordy lord |
Come all of you women’s outta be in the can, out on the corner stopping every |
man, |
Hollering «Soap is a nickel and the towel is free, I’m pigmeat, pappy, |
now who wants me?» |
You’s a old mistreater, robber and a cheater |
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin |
Your mama do the lordy lord |
Now the funniest thing I ever seen, tom cat jumping on a sewing machine |
Sewing machine run so fast, took 99 stitches in his yas, yas, yas |
Now he’s a cruel mistreater, robber and a cheater |
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin |
Your mama do the lordy lord |
Now I’m gonna tell you all about old man Bell, he can’t see but he sure can |
smell |
Fish-man passed here the other day, hollering «Hey, pretty mama, |
I’m going your way» |
I know all about your pappy and your mammy, |
Your big fat sister and your little brother Sammy, |
Your auntie and your uncle and your ma’s and pa’s, |
They all got drunk and showed their Santa Claus |
Now they’re all drunken mistreaters, robbers and a cheaters |
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin |
Your mama do the lordy lord |
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When the Levee Breaks | 2017 |
Me & My Chauffeur Blues | 2013 |
New Bumble Bee | 2010 |
Keep On Sailing | 2010 |
Me and My Chauffeur Blues | 2010 |
I Hate to See the Sun Go Down | 2010 |
Dirty Mother for You | 2014 |
Me and My Chaffeur Blues | 1957 |
Keep on Eatin' | 2021 |
Broken Heart | 2015 |
Me & My Chauffeur | 2015 |
Me and My Chauffer Blues | 2014 |
Crickasaw Train Blues | 2020 |
Chickasaw Train Blues (Low Down Dirty Thing) | 2014 |
Moaning the Blues | 2021 |
North Memphis Blues | 2021 |
Down in the Alley | 2012 |
Hole In The Wall | 2018 |
Frisco Town | 2021 |
Moonshine | 2010 |