Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song New Dirty Dozen, artist - Memphis Minnie.
Date of issue: 30.06.2021
Song language: English
New Dirty Dozen |
Come all you folks and start to walk, I’m fixing to start my dozen talk |
What you’re thinking about ain’t on my mind, that stuff you got is the sorriest |
kind |
Now you’re a sorry mistreater, robber and a cheater |
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin |
Your mama do the lordy lord |
Come all of you women’s outta be in the can, out on the corner stopping every |
man, |
Hollering «Soap is a nickel and the towel is free, I’m pigmeat, pappy, |
now who wants me?» |
You’s a old mistreater, robber and a cheater |
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin |
Your mama do the lordy lord |
Now the funniest thing I ever seen, tom cat jumping on a sewing machine |
Sewing machine run so fast, took 99 stitches in his yas, yas, yas |
Now he’s a cruel mistreater, robber and a cheater |
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin |
Your mama do the lordy lord |
Now I’m gonna tell you all about old man Bell, he can’t see but he sure can |
smell |
Fish-man passed here the other day, hollering «Hey, pretty mama, |
I’m going your way» |
I know all about your pappy and your mammy, |
Your big fat sister and your little brother Sammy, |
Your auntie and your uncle and your ma’s and pa’s, |
They all got drunk and showed their Santa Claus |
Now they’re all drunken mistreaters, robbers and a cheaters |
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin |
Your mama do the lordy lord |