Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Here's Your Sign (Get the Picture) (with Special Guest Travis Tritt), artist - Bill Engvall
Date of issue: 16.03.2014
Song language: English
Here's Your Sign (Get the Picture) (with Special Guest Travis Tritt) |
I just hate stupid people |
They should have to wear signs that just say I’m stupid |
That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? |
You wouldn’t ask them anything. |
It would be like, «Excuse me… oops |
Never mind» |
«I didn’t see your sign.» |
It’s like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house |
Was full |
Of boxes and there was a u-Haul truck in our driveway |
My friend comes over and says, «Hey, You moving?» |
«Nope.» |
«We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. |
Just to see how many |
Boxes it takes.» |
«Here's your sign.» |
Why can’t they get the picture? |
Why don’t they understand? |
We’re not dealing with the planet of apes, we’re talking about the |
Modern man |
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds… |
Here’s your sign. |
Here’s your sign |
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled |
His boat |
Into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on |
The dock |
Goes, «Hey, yall catch all them fish?» |
Nope |
«Talked 'em into giving up.» |
«Here's your sign.» |
I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was |
Playing with his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to |
Him |
And I said «Hey, (smacks his boy), we don’t hit.» |
He looked up at me |
Like, «Here's your sign, dad.» |
Why can’t they get the picture? |
Why don’t they understand? |
We’re not dealing with the planet of apes, we’re talking about the |
Modern man |
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds… |
Here’s your sign. |
Here’s your sign |
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there |
Was a guy |
Inventing a shark bite suit. |
There’s only one way to test that |
«Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good… They want |
You to jump |
Into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite |
You.» |
«Well allright… hold my sign, I don’t wanna loose it» |
Why can’t they get the picture? |
Why don’t they understand? |
We’re not dealing with the planet of apes, we’re talking about the |
Modern man |
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds… |
Here’s your sign. |
Here’s your sign |
Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my |
Truck into one |
Of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the attendant walks out, looks |
At my truck |
Looks at me, I swear to GOD he went, «Tire go flat?» |
I couldn’t resist |
I said «Nope» |
«No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on |
Me.» |
«Here's your sign.» |
Why can’t they get the picture? |
Why don’t they understand? |
We’re not dealing with the planet of apes, we’re talking about the |
Modern man |
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds… |
People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds… |
Here’s your sign |
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come over to the |
House, drove the |
Car around for about 45 minutes. |
We get back to the house, he gets out |
Of the car, reaches down |
And grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes, «Damn thats hot!» |
See… |
If he’d been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him |